sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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