I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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