I think I just saw someone hide a body.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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