If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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