Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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