Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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