My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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