The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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