i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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