um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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