im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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