dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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