You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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