Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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