i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
