This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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