Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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