We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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