I wanna passion pit in your ass
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So here I am, sexting at work.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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