I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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