pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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