Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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