i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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