yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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