do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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