Plan B is the new Plan A
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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