is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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