even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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