Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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