Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i need some magic done to my vagina
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize