I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
