she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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