he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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