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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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