It was confusing and full of hummus
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
