do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
