Non-Jews are for practice
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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