I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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