Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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