This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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