Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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