this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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