physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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