Me. At least after what I've been through.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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