I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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