I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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