dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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