He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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