just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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