blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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