Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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