In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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