Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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