someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
COCAINE IS GR8
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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