bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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