***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.